so how did I get ruined and mutilated? Why? I just don't understand it? I could have been born properly, but instead, I'm deformed and I really, really hate it!

I should have been born properly, but sadly, my slut-dog of a 'mother' was busily copulating with low-grade, non-academic white male trash garbage that smoked cigarettes and drank too much alcohol. His poisonous 'see' polluted my phenotype and turned me into a piece of shit, just like he was.

There are so many instances of the low-grade, chad-jock thundercock oik gaining asendancy over Quality People such as myself. Even Slutty Niggiard has turned against me, because it is politic to do so, as there's another Strutting Schlong stamping down on me.

So much Revenge needed; can The Man From The East precipitate a thermonuclear conflagration, or will We be defeated yet again?